Wild Card Kittys Routines

Pink Hot Blues A tantalising fan dance with a rock n' roll edge. The lady of the manor tries in vain to cool down until a swift glass of Champagne encourages her to remove some clothing and get carried away!  Red Hot Riding Hood Taking the classic fairytale and giving it the Wild Card treatment! Loretta Lynn Tribute In this humorous/highly political piece based upon a Loretta Lynn song, a dowdy, heavily pregnant housewife is magically transformed with one little discovery! A Leopard Changes Its Spots? This kitten has claws, baby! Wild Card Kitty shows her flirtatious side in this teasing act that proves that leopards might not be able to change their spots, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.. The Lost Disco Angel A Glam Disco Angel has lost her way back to heaven and has to hitchhike back instead, which is unsuccessful until she starts to remove some clothing.. The Rabbit! Who would’ve thought a magic trick could go so wrong? Where did that rabbit get to..? Kafka-esque Burlesque! In a shlock routine, I dance a little jig as a cockroach and in a reversal of Kafka transform myself almost back to human form by very messily cutting off my shell! (This is a messy routine- I splosh bug juice everywhere.) Cheeky Little Maid! In this Bettie Page tribute Act my Maid-in-Waiting skills to the Lady of the House aren’t quite what they should be so I must be reprimanded.. The Perfect Pot Roast The seemingly perfect Martha Stewart Housewife happily makes dinner until a phone call from her husband bringing the boss home for dinner on leftover night causes panic. Luckily a Brownie Guide selling cookies is able to help out with dinner. (This is a messy one too contains murder, cannibalism and evisceration.)

Coming really soon as I'm just putting the finishing touches onto these fabulous new pieces: Pink Champagne Fandance- a mesmerising routine with my large ostrich feather fans that slowly becoms more and more debauched! Pretty on the Inside- an erotic piece based upon the joys of the flesh: a slow striptease that moves behind a screen for some lotion rubbing onto my body that ends withan uncomfortable twist...